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You Stink!

Sun, 02/07/2010 - 09:18

I met this older man on Millionairematch.com and agreed to go for drinks. He was extremely good looking and successful and there was only one problem. He stunk to high heaven of body odor!

After 15 minutes I excused myself to go to the ladies room and slipped out the back door. What a shame.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Millionaire Match
Average: 1 (1 vote)

Dirty Old Man!

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 19:03

I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. We had met through Established Men dating service. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants.

Your alias: 
Debra
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Established Men
Average: 2 (2 votes)

That's Just Creepy

Mon, 02/01/2010 - 14:47

I met this guy at a house party about a month ago. I didn't hear from him for three weeks, and then I get this lame email from him asking if I remember him... he attached a photo so even he knew he was being a jerk.

There is no chance I was going on a date with this guy but I decided to play along... slow day at work. I emailed him back and said, "yes, I remember you, were you in a coma for 3 weeks?"

He emailed me back and asked me if I wanted to go with him to Detroit for the weekend... oh and that his car was in the shop so I would have to drive.

What a creep!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
House Party
Average: 2 (2 votes)

Cheating Bastard

Fri, 01/29/2010 - 14:38

In the state of Massachusetts gay marriage is legal. Thought it was the best thing that could have ever happened to myself and my boyfriend. We got married, had a ceremony and reception, the whole bit. Fairy tale sounding, not! I found the the pervert in the shower with a mutual friend of ours, while I was asleep in the apartment.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
N/A
Average: 4 (2 votes)

Dude Looks Like A Lady!

Wed, 01/27/2010 - 15:34

This "guy" responded to my profile on Lavalife. The person responding had a photo of a chick on their profile so I politely let them know I'm not into women. "He" responded back and assured me they were not a woman. Confused, I asked "why do you have a photo of a woman on your profile," to which said person responded "oh.. that.. well that's me... I'm very in touch with my feminine side.. are you still interested?" Hmmmmm, let me think about this.. NOT!

Your alias: 
Mary
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

Boyish Charm... Not So Much

Mon, 01/25/2010 - 16:34

I started dating this guy from Match.com and we got along great; at first. After a few dates I noticed that his behavior was a little juvenile. He would make references to "gaming" and at first I thought he meant gambling. Eventually I figured out he meant video games... he's 43.

On our 4th date he invited me over to his place for dinner. He had 3 different game consoles and his bedroom decor looked like a kid's room. He had action figures on his shelves and a Star Trek bedspread. When he told me we were having Mac & Cheese for dinner I knew it was time to leave.

Why do some men never grow up?

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)
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