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No Dinner For You

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 21:57

After talking on-line to someone who I thought was a gentleman I agreed to meet up and go on a date with him. We met at a nice restaurant and when he arrived I was happy to see that he did look like his profile photo.

Not more than 2 minutes after sitting down he says, "just so you know the last two girls I did this with I had to drop $100 each on them for dinner and I am not doing that again, but I'll buy you a drink." Now I know dating can be expensive for the guy and I am not one of those girls who is looking for a lobster dinner...but maybe share an appetizer. Anyway who actually says that to a girl?

You know what...I had that one free drink (because after that comment I needed it) and I was outta there.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
eHarmony
Average: 3 (1 vote)

I Think I Blind Dated Steve Dahl

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 08:34

I met this lady on Plenty Of Fish who started the initial conversation saying men dont wanna date; I said I will, which she tap danced around. During the subsequent conversations she kinda came across as an angry person, or, was it a comedian? I eventually talked her into a date. She wanted to meet for a bike ride as she was very into biking and meeting for a drink was not possible as she only drank water. She called many times but I often couldn't hear the phone and would miss her. She wouldnt give me her number for "security" reasons. Eventually she showed up in a polyester Hawaiian shirt and grey crew-cut and was about 80 pounds over weight (some athlete). I swear she looked like Steve Dahl. She was a professional walker and spent the entire time teaching me how to walk (we never did bike ride). I was lucky, a pal called and invited me to dinner so I ran like the police were chasing me.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3 (2 votes)

Stoned Out Of His Mind

Sat, 08/07/2010 - 01:52

I messaged a guy on Plenty Of Fish; he didn't have a clear photo, but hey, whatever. Chatted a bit, he seemed interesting enough, did a fair bit of travelling, lived on a boat (cool in my books). Met with him for coffee and that didn't go so hot.

First thing I noticed is that he was shorter than me. Yes, it's shallow, but at 5'3" it's rare for me to find a guy shorter than me, and it's not really something I'm attracted to. After talking with him for 30 seconds I also realized he was stoned out of his mind. He couldn't carry a conversation, and just kept saying how he "needs to meet his friends at a party soon, dude." Needless to say I let him go to party with his friends!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 1.8 (4 votes)

Mistaken Identity

Thu, 08/05/2010 - 08:30

I was chatting with this girl from Lavalife for a few weeks. I almost never meet anybody that won't post a photo, but she claimed that she was hot and famous, and had to be discreet online.

I went along with her story and made a date at William's coffee. I arrived early and found a table facing the door. Right on time she walked through the door, 5-7, long blonde hair, blue eyes, nice set... just as she had described herself.

She looked around and then made eye contact with me. I held up my hand and she walked towards me... and right on by. She had a date with the guy sitting at the next table.... crap!

Twenty minutes later, and very late, my actual date walked in. She was 5-7, she did have long blonde (scraggly) hair, bluish eyes, and big boobs. Only problem was she was about 160 pounds! Oh, and she explained her fame, she was on a kids show, as a kid, 15 years ago!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3 (2 votes)

My Creepy Grade Nine Teacher

Sun, 08/01/2010 - 12:55

I had just started first year of University and while my school was in the town I lived in I had kind of lost touch with my old friends and was feeling lonely.

I had no money for internet dating so I placed an ad on Craigslist. Sure enough my very cute and wholesome ad brought all kinds of creeps out of the woodwork.

One guy, who was quite a bit older, seemed kind of nice so I emailed him back. After three or four emails things started to get kind of sexual. This wasn't normal for me but I figured I'd play along a little. After several more of these messages he sent me an solicited dirty photo of himself.

It was totally gross, and he had a tiny penis. As I looked closer at his face I suddenly realized he was my grade 9 history teacher, yuck! I emailed it to my old high-school anonymously.

I never saw anything in the news so I guess he was able to do some quick talking ;-)

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Craigslist
Average: 2.8 (4 votes)

The Old Switch-A-Roo

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 13:40

I was chatting with this really hot girl online. She must have been the Plenty Of Fish sexiest user!

After a lot of back and forth on the system, a bunch of emails, and MSN chatting, we agreed to meet at Starbucks; this process took 4 weeks.

She was everything she appeared to be, and more in person. She was witty, sexy, smart, and delightful. It was going great, until 20 minutes into meeting her she explained what was going to happen next.

"I think you are a really great guy, and I'm ok with you meeting my sister... I think you're a great match," she started. "You'll really hit it off, she'll be here in a few minutes."

I really had to struggle to bite my tongue at this point. The only reason I didn't get up and walk out, or start screaming expletives was because I thought even if her sister was half as hot I would still be pretty lucky.

Your alias: 
Peter
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.3 (4 votes)
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