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God Has A Message For You

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 08:47

I was waiting at the Starbucks to meet a guy named Christian. I suddenly realized that I was at the wrong Starbucks, and raced up the street to the other Starbucks. I was about 30 minutes late so I just started going up to all the guys in the Starbucks saying “Are you Christian? Are you Christian?” Later, I realized why all the guys looked at me kind of funny – they must have thought I was major Bible thumper.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Starbucks
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)

Well That Sucks, But Apparently She Doesn't!

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 20:08

I had been flirting with this new girl at work for several weeks. I took her out for lunch several times, and made it very clear I was interested being more than colleagues.

She said that she would think about it but needed more time. I figured I would keep after her and invited her for dinner and a movie... same response.

Finally I invited her out to a nightclub figuring I could move things along if I got a few drinks into her and got her on the dance floor.

Things were going well and after a few songs I went to buy us a couple more drinks. When I came back she was making out with another chick! I thought it was hot... but then when I tried to talk to her she said "yes, I'm a lesbian alright, and I'm going to stick with it."

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 4.7 (3 votes)

Guess Who?

Wed, 09/16/2009 - 08:22

I met this hot little blond number over at Mate1 and invited her on a coffee date. Things were going extremely well when I excused myself to go to the restroom.

I am pretty reserved but was in a playful mood that day. While at the urinal I decided when I came out of the bathroom I'd walk up behind her, put my hands over her eyes and ask "guess who?"

Everything worked according to plan until I heard a shriek and suddenly realized I was at the wrong table!

We are still together and chuckle about that often.

Your alias: 
Bold and Stupid
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Mate1
Average: 4.3 (6 votes)

Who's The Loser, Him Or Me?

Wed, 09/16/2009 - 08:09

I went on a double date that my friend and her boyfriend set up. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling red wine down the front of my dress.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Set Up
Average: 2.2 (5 votes)

Flying Low

Tue, 09/15/2009 - 18:12

After chasing after this girl online for months she finally agreed to go for a coffee. She seemed to be smiling and laughing a lot so I assumed she was really into me.

Turns out my pants were unzipped the whole time... and she has now posted this on her Facebook wall!

Your alias: 
Hernan
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Facebook
Average: 4.2 (5 votes)

I Have To Get Going, How About A Quick Handjob... That's What She Said!

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 19:38

I met this chick at Kit Kat. We were making out on the dance-floor a bit and later I offered to drive her home.

Out front of her place we started kissing in the car. I wasn't really expecting anything to happen because she had said that she had to get up early the next day.

Kissing went on innocently for about 15 minutes and then she just blurts out "look, I need to get some sleep... if you want I'll give you a quick hand-job and you can call me next week."

I was taken aback, but quickly recovered to take her up on the offer. She did the deed but never returned my calls after that... win win, for me!

Your alias: 
Playa
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Kit Kat
Average: 4.3 (7 votes)
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