I was chatting up this girl from Lavalife for a few months, yes I know, a long time. She said she was extremely interested but then kept coming up with excuses why she couldn't meet.

Finally she gave in and we agreed to meet for coffee. It became immediately apparent why she had avoided meeting right from the moment she showed up.

She was about 6 months pregnant. She put "no kids" and "don't want kids" in her profile so I assume she was putting the baby up for adoption. Still, that's not the kind of thing that goes without saying in your online profile.

Next!

I was on a date with a guy we’ll call “Sunny”. He was sexy and smart, and when he looked at you, you felt like taking off all your clothes and jumping on him.

So what was Sunny’s problem? He was a mama’s boy. And it was bad. On our first date, his mom called him 3 times and he called her twice in the span of 3 hours. What made it so much worse was how loudly he would speak with her.

I still slept with him, and he was amazing in bed, but I just couldn’t deal with the mama drama and dumped him within a couple of weeks.

I was browsing the personals on AFF and came across what appeared to be a pretty hot stripper that lived close by.

I had always wanted to date, well ok bang a stripper and figured this might be my chance. In her photos "Lola" had long blond hair, a statuesque body, big firm boobs, and a young looking and very pretty face.

Fast forward to our date. Lola's photos were about 20 years old! Her blond hair was ragged and multicolored, she had a little pounch going, her boobs looked more like pancakes, and her face looked as if she had been in dark smokey bars for the past 20 years; oh right, she had been.

She showed up in a tight thin white dress that left nothing to the imagination. As we sat at the empty patio bar I could see up the bottom of her thigh high dress, she wasn't wearing any underwear and was completely shaved.