I went out with this chick a few times. The first time we went for a nice dinner near her place. She's pretty good looking and has a good job, seemed funny and easy going... you know, good on paper.

The second time we went out she invited me to a pimp and ho party. This is when her true colors started to show. Not only did I have to buy an outfit for this thing, but I paid for everything at the party. She didn't offer to pay for a damn thing; considering it was her friend that was getting married it seemed a little odd. Well she ended up getting bombed and she was fun.. but maybe a little over the top.

On my first date I was with this guy who didn’t want to eat anything. All we did was walk around the mall for what seem like forever – I was SO hungry! Finally after about three hours I said to him – aren’t you hungry? He goes – “I sure am, follow me! So there I was getting all excited. We started heading out of the mall – I didn’t ask any questions, I was thinking, maybe he’s taking me to some special restaurant… We get to his car, he opens the trunk and pulls out tuna sandwiches! He said, “Oh I figured that this would be cheaper then going to a restaurant.”