I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

I recently went on a date with a man I met online. He had it all; looks, ambition, intelligence. He was the complete package. At the end of the date he announces, very seriously, that he is the Anti-Christ and would I like to be a member of his army. Not wanting to upset Mr. Anti-Christ (hey, you never know), I politely declined then pretended to take an emergency text from my sister and got the heck out of there.

I met this guy at a house party about a month ago. I didn't hear from him for three weeks, and then I get this lame email from him asking if I remember him... he attached a photo so even he knew he was being a jerk.

There is no chance I was going on a date with this guy but I decided to play along... slow day at work. I emailed him back and said, "yes, I remember you, were you in a coma for 3 weeks?"

He emailed me back and asked me if I wanted to go with him to Detroit for the weekend... oh and that his car was in the shop so I would have to drive.

What a creep!