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I Don't Think She Was Quite Ready To Start Dating Again

I met this nice down to earth girl at Indigo and started chatting with her. She was very friendly and had a very bubbly personality.

I managed to get her number and we made lunch plans for later that week. Five minutes into lunch she mentioned her recent breakup... 3 weeks earlier.

Five minutes after that she brought it up again and then insisted she was ready to move on with her life.

Five minutes after that she was sobbing in front of me about being dumped. Talk about awkward! It's a good thing the restaurant had fast service... I was itching to get out of there.

The worst part is she keeps calling and leaving messages.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Indigo Book Store
Average: 2.5 (2 votes)

The Stolen Profile

For fun I decided to post a profile on one of the adult dating sites. I am recently single after a long term relationship and my sex life had sucked for the past 3 years.

Looking for a fling I figured this would be the best place to start, though I was a little skeptical about the type of men that would be trolling this site.

Things went pretty much as expected with mostly neanderthals asking to see naked photos of me and wooing me with descriptions of their penis, along with way too many photos of same!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Fling.com
Average: 2 (6 votes)

It's All in the Details

I met a guy from Adult Friend Finder and we'd been chatting for about a week. He was a little younger than I normally date so I was cautious but tried to keep an open mind.

We made a date to meet one night at a local coffee shop. He didn't like the shop but I explained that we could meet there and then go elsewhere if he liked. However, I was adamant that I was going to meet him in public for our first date. He kept asking if I'd go for a walk or sit with him in his car. I explained again that I was not going to go with him in private, that our first meeting had to be in public and only if it went well would I agree to see him in private.

He went on to ask specifically what we would do, should the date go well. I said I didn't know as I hadn't met him yet and didn't know how things would go. He asked me in many different ways, some subtle and some not so subtle, if we'd have sex. I said clearly I didn't know.

Your alias: 
Raven
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Adult Friend Finder
Average: 2.4 (5 votes)

Dude, You're A Dude!

I was chatting with the hot girl for several weeks on Adult Friend Finder. Eventually we agreed to meet for a rendezvous. To be safe we planned to meet at a coffee shop and it all was good then head back to my place.

I sat at the coffee shop waiting... my date was 15 minutes late. Finally this guy walks up to me and asks "are you Sando?" I was a little taken a back, and slowly responded "ah yes, do you know Lucy?" He stood there for a second staring me up and down and then chimed in with "I am Lucy."

I used a few expletives and impatiently awaited an explanation. He said, "well you're profile says you're bi."

"What the hell," I exclaimed. "I was expecting to meet a hot blond chick, not some overweight dude!" He sheepishly asked, "can't we still have sex?"

"NO," I retorted! I got up and walked out.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Adult Friend Finder
Average: 3.8 (8 votes)

A Little Too Ghetto For My Taste

I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.4 (7 votes)

Man In Black

I think I'm dating Johnny Cash. I have been out with this guy I met on Match.com 4 times now. Every single time he has worn a completely black outfit.

I guess black can be stylish but this guy has taken it too far. On our last date we went to the beach; he wore a jet black bathing suit, black sandals, black t-shirt, and a black baseball cap. It was really creepy when he pulled out a black towel to lie on.

Next!

Your alias: 
GoldenGirl
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3.6 (7 votes)
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