I was on a first date with this chick I met on Plenty Of Fish. We were laughing and having a good time together. After a few drinks she started making fun of me, saying I was nursing my beer (i.e. a slow drinker).

Thinking it would impress her I downed the remaining three quarters of my pint. She was quite impressed, until about 30 seconds later when I suddenly barfed it up into her lap.

I met a man online and we chatted for a bit. He seemed very sweet and so we agreed to meet late one night at a coffee shop after he finished work. Being a night owl, this didn't bother me.

I waited at the coffee shop for some time and he never showed. Disappointed, I went home and left an e-mail for him telling him that I was disappointed. I thought I'd been stood up.

A couple days later his cousin comes online to check his e-mails for him and informs me that night he'd been speeding and ran into a guard rail. He didn't stand me up, he'd gone into the hospital. I still feel horrible that he'd gotten into this awful accident because he was coming to meet me. All I can say is slow down people! Nothing is worth risking your life for.

I met this hot girl on Plenty Of Fish and took her for dinner at Chili's. She had on some outfit, let me tell you. She is only a touch over 5' tall but was wearing very tall stilettos and a tight fitting mini dress.

Our date went fantastically, with both of us laughing, flirting, and having a fine old time. Eventually it was time to go so we climbed into my Escalade and I drove her home.

I pulled up in front of her place and like a gentleman I ran around to open her door. She couldn't manouver easily with that mini so she kind of inched around facing out and then slid forward trying to land on her feet. One of her heels caught under the step bar and she came flying forward face first! I couldn't get to her in time and so she landed in a heap with her skirt up over her hips and a face full of freshly cut grass.