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Pig!!!

Sun, 02/21/2010 - 19:23

I was seeing this guy for about three months and assumed it was understood that we were exclusive. The other day he forgot his mobile phone at my place. Curious I took a peek at his contact list.

Under my name in the notes he had written "big tits, gives good head." Both a true, but that was a little unflattering.

I checked some other contacts and found all kinds of other girls with similar notes in there. This is pretty crude, I thought, but I guess he's just a little perverted.

It's when I checked his call logs that I really got pissed off. He had calls to/from these other women continuously, all while we were going out. What a pig!!! Who does he think he is, Tiger Woods?

I wrote him a nasty email and smashed his phone with a hammer. I guess he'll have to start building up his stable from scratch.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Bar
Average: 3.7 (3 votes)

Weirdest One Night Stand Ever!!!

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 14:57

I picked up this sultry cougar at a club last weekend. She was in her early 40's, blond, about 5-6, with huge melons, round butt, and curves in all the right places. She was the kind of girl guys all fell over when she was 30.

Anyway she approached me to chat and I proceeded to buy her a bunch of drinks. She was being very forward asking me all kinds of sexual questions about what I enjoyed, what my limits were, and so on. She was obviously very into me and before long she invited me back to her place.

We were fooling around in the cab and I was getting totally turned on. When we got to her place exited the taxi and she asked the driver to wait a minute.

She then leaned in and said "I have to tell you something before you come in." She went on, "I am married, but my husband and I are swingers." She continued, "we would like to have a threesome with you, and don't worry he is straight so you won't be doing anything with him."

Your alias: 
Str8Dude!
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Night Club
Average: 4 (1 vote)

Check Your Purse Straps Before Going On A Date Ladies

Wed, 02/10/2010 - 20:28

I was flirting with this hot guy at work for several months before he finally asked me out last Friday. We went for drinks right after work and had loads of fun. To put things in context we work for the largest courier company at the head office. There are several hundred people on our floor alone, and there are absolutely no secrets.

Anyway it started to get pretty late so we hopped on the subway; we both travel in the same direction. As we approached my stop Luke explained how much he enjoyed my company, and that he has been looking for a "respectable woman with strong family values" for a long time.

Moments later I stood up and my purse strap snapped. My purse hit the floor and most of the contents went rolling out in different directions for all to see.

Your alias: 
Lucy
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 1 (3 votes)

Dirty Old Man!

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 19:03

I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. We had met through Established Men dating service. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants.

Your alias: 
Debra
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Established Men
Average: 2 (2 votes)

Cheating Bastard

Fri, 01/29/2010 - 14:38

In the state of Massachusetts gay marriage is legal. Thought it was the best thing that could have ever happened to myself and my boyfriend. We got married, had a ceremony and reception, the whole bit. Fairy tale sounding, not! I found the the pervert in the shower with a mutual friend of ours, while I was asleep in the apartment.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
N/A
Average: 4 (2 votes)

I Didn't Have Sex With You On The First Date!

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 18:32

I met this hot girl through Plenty Of Fish and we hooked up for drinks at a local watering hole. We both got pretty bombed and I said she could crash at my place and drive home in the morning when she sobered up.

When we got back to my place things got insanely wild. Before I knew it we were doing a 69 and then she was climbing on top of me. Rather than being conventional she some how thought it would be more fun to hit it up Greek style. After about 20 minutes and about the same number of crazy positions we both passed out.

When I came to she was gone but had left a note asking me to call her.

I called her up alright. What started out as a pleasant conversation ended in quite an argument. She insisted that we never had sex. I explained making out, petting, doing a 69, and full on anal constituted sex. She said we never had normal intercourse so it doesn't count.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4 (6 votes)
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