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Liars, theives, and addicts

Not Too Far For The Other Guy

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 08:40

Last weekend my girlfriend dumped me. She is going to University a few hours drive away next month as said that she doesn't believe long distance relationships ever work out.

This morning my sister told me that she saw my ex making out with my best friend at the mall. He lives two blocks over from me!

Your alias: 
Ghost349
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
School
Average: 2.6 (5 votes)

Stoned Out Of His Mind

Sat, 08/07/2010 - 01:52

I messaged a guy on Plenty Of Fish; he didn't have a clear photo, but hey, whatever. Chatted a bit, he seemed interesting enough, did a fair bit of travelling, lived on a boat (cool in my books). Met with him for coffee and that didn't go so hot.

First thing I noticed is that he was shorter than me. Yes, it's shallow, but at 5'3" it's rare for me to find a guy shorter than me, and it's not really something I'm attracted to. After talking with him for 30 seconds I also realized he was stoned out of his mind. He couldn't carry a conversation, and just kept saying how he "needs to meet his friends at a party soon, dude." Needless to say I let him go to party with his friends!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 1.8 (4 votes)

Mistaken Identity

Thu, 08/05/2010 - 08:30

I was chatting with this girl from Lavalife for a few weeks. I almost never meet anybody that won't post a photo, but she claimed that she was hot and famous, and had to be discreet online.

I went along with her story and made a date at William's coffee. I arrived early and found a table facing the door. Right on time she walked through the door, 5-7, long blonde hair, blue eyes, nice set... just as she had described herself.

She looked around and then made eye contact with me. I held up my hand and she walked towards me... and right on by. She had a date with the guy sitting at the next table.... crap!

Twenty minutes later, and very late, my actual date walked in. She was 5-7, she did have long blonde (scraggly) hair, bluish eyes, and big boobs. Only problem was she was about 160 pounds! Oh, and she explained her fame, she was on a kids show, as a kid, 15 years ago!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3 (2 votes)

The Old Switch-A-Roo

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 13:40

I was chatting with this really hot girl online. She must have been the Plenty Of Fish sexiest user!

After a lot of back and forth on the system, a bunch of emails, and MSN chatting, we agreed to meet at Starbucks; this process took 4 weeks.

She was everything she appeared to be, and more in person. She was witty, sexy, smart, and delightful. It was going great, until 20 minutes into meeting her she explained what was going to happen next.

"I think you are a really great guy, and I'm ok with you meeting my sister... I think you're a great match," she started. "You'll really hit it off, she'll be here in a few minutes."

I really had to struggle to bite my tongue at this point. The only reason I didn't get up and walk out, or start screaming expletives was because I thought even if her sister was half as hot I would still be pretty lucky.

Your alias: 
Peter
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.3 (4 votes)

Look Ma, No Hands!!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 21:34

I met a hottie on Match, and we hit it off like crazy. Super hot emails, all the right things in common. So we agree to meet at her local hangout. I almost didn't recognize her, as it seemed that she had aged 5 years from her pics at least. Bad to worse... her house I thought she lived in was sold and she lived back at home, her car was recently repoed and as a real estate agent, she hadn't closed a deal in 10 months. I was shocked that this "Smoke? No Way" finally cracks and lights up. Little did I know the reason why she was holding her hands in her sleeves...her fingers were nubs!!! I actually had to light the thing for her! Then she orders nachos with spinich dip!! I found myself feeding this thing!! Finally my phone rang and gave me a sweet excuse to jet. It never dawned on me that none of her photos left off the digits...What the hell??

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3 (2 votes)

I Like Older Women But This Is Ridiculous!

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 07:39

I met up for a date with this lady from Plenty Of Fish. I'm 24 and don't mind dating a little older, up to about 35 or so if she takes care of herself.

She claimed to be 33 in her profile... yes, this is perhaps a typo, she must be at least 45.

I had to sit there through drinks for nearly 40 minutes while she rambled on about how much better I looked in my photos. Finally I couldn't take any more.

She asked me whether I thought she looked better than her photos. Using the opening I said... "I'll tell you this... you look about 10 years older than your photos, you may want to consider stating your real age so you don't embarrass yourself and waste another guy's time!"

Before she could say anything I got up, threw $20 on the table, and left.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4 (3 votes)
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