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Liars, theives, and addicts

My Height Is A Typo

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:58

I chatted with this guy for months on Match.com before he finally got up the nerve to ask me out.

He was extremely good looking in his photos and was equally good looking when we met for the first time. Only one major issue, he was 5'1", not 5'10" like his profile said!

I guess that explains why he didn't post any full body photos on his profile.

He claimed that he input 5'10" in his profile and there was no way to change it after. He then went on to say that most women find him so charming that his height really doesn't matter.

Ok, I'm not that shallow, but I'm 5'8" without heels, and I put in my profile that I'm only interested in guys 5'10" and over! Nice try pipsqueak! Thanks for wasting my time.

Your alias: 
Amazonia
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4 (1 vote)

Dude Looks Like A Lady!

Wed, 01/27/2010 - 15:34

This "guy" responded to my profile on Lavalife. The person responding had a photo of a chick on their profile so I politely let them know I'm not into women. "He" responded back and assured me they were not a woman. Confused, I asked "why do you have a photo of a woman on your profile," to which said person responded "oh.. that.. well that's me... I'm very in touch with my feminine side.. are you still interested?" Hmmmmm, let me think about this.. NOT!

Your alias: 
Mary
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.3 (3 votes)

Prize For Worst Dressed

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 18:36

This guy showed up for our date wearing orange parachute pants, a red golf shirt, army boots, and a camouflage ball cap. His watch looked like it was from the dollar store.

He told me he was an attorney... not so believable!

Watch out for him on Lavalife.

Your alias: 
hotblondewithbigboobs
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.3 (3 votes)

Robbed Blind!

Mon, 12/14/2009 - 15:52

A Michigan man who decided to look for romance on MySpace got burglarized instead, police say.

A girl agreed to date a guy on Dec. 1 so she and her accomplice could burglarize him, police said.

She told him she wanted to pick him up at his house, the Detroit Free Press reported, and he thought it was normal when she made cellphone calls and sent text messages while they ate at a Chili's Restaurant.

Investigators say she unlocked his bathroom window while she was at his house, then used her cellphone to tell her accomplice how much time he had to burglarize it.

The duo are charged with burglary and home invasion.

The police said the accomplice let her know he was through with the burglary: "He actually contacted her and said he was done and she ended the date, and said, 'Something's come up. I've gotta go.'"

To add insult to injury, the victim said he paid for the dinner and she even hit him up for $10 for gas.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
MySpace
Average: 4 (1 vote)

Hold Up Girl

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:13

I just got home from a date with a girl that once robbed a liquor store. Some how I never noticed her prison tats when we met. I must stop picking up women at dive bars.

Your alias: 
Robert
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lenny's Bar
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

I'm Divorced, Did I Forget To Mention I'm Also Married?

Thu, 10/08/2009 - 17:59

I met what I thought was a great guy through Plenty Of Fish. He suggested we go sailing for our first date but I was wary and ended up meeting him for coffee instead.

When we did meet, it all seemed good, and the sailing plan was made. The day before the sail date, he emailed me and said, "Y'know when I said I was divorced? That was true, in the context of my first wife. I failed to convey that I have since remarried." Guess what? That second marriage that he conveniently forgot WASN'T WORKING OUT! Tell me--who's surprised by that fact?

Anyway, at least I wasn't in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay when I found out he was married. Ahh, men, what jerks!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)
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