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Liars, theives, and addicts

Dude Look Like A Lady... Not Really!

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 07:07

I picked up this hot Thai girl from Passion.com. She had huge fake tatas, and a tight body. Her face looked kind of average in her photos but that's never bothered me before.

When she showed up I got the shock of my life. She, was a he!!! He said that most guys don't mind because he is so "passable."

There are so many wrong things with that statement, where do I start???

1. He had a five o'clock shadow
2. He was obviously wearing a wig
3. His implants were pointing in opposite directions
4. His face looked manly

Most importantly, even if he looked like Tera Patrick I like p*ssy, not c*ck!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Passion.com
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)

Prego!!!

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 08:17

I was chatting up this girl from Lavalife for a few months, yes I know, a long time. She said she was extremely interested but then kept coming up with excuses why she couldn't meet.

Finally she gave in and we agreed to meet for coffee. It became immediately apparent why she had avoided meeting right from the moment she showed up.

She was about 6 months pregnant. She put "no kids" and "don't want kids" in her profile so I assume she was putting the baby up for adoption. Still, that's not the kind of thing that goes without saying in your online profile.

Next!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.7 (3 votes)

Hog's Revenge

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:35

I met this guy I had seen around at a frat party. I was a little tipsy, well ok I was hammered. We were dancing, making out, and one thing led to another. Next thing I knew I was going down on him in his room. He wanted to have sex and I said ok, but only if he had a condom. He kept on begging while I was orally pleasing him. I figured he’d give up if I finished him off. Anyway I was really out of it and finally gave in. It was a fantastic night of partying and sex, well at least the parts I remember.

Your alias: 
Skinny Bitch
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
USC Frat Party
Average: 2.6 (5 votes)

Date showed up drunk

Mon, 08/24/2009 - 22:56

I met this girl off POF. We had been emailing for a week, and talked on the phone a couple of times. We agreed to meet at a local steak house for something casual.

So I'm standing outside waiting for her, and she pulls into the parking lot. She stumbles out of her SUV, totally smashed. We talked for a min, well I talked and she hung off me. I told her it wasn't happening. I called her a cab and grabbed her purse to get her license for the address.

Unreal. Never heard from her again, but I know she got home alive anyway. What are girls like that thinking? If she meets the wrong guy like in that condition, there will be a date rape.

Your alias: 
Somewhere in Canada.
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.5 (6 votes)

Obsessive Compulsive Fitorder

Sat, 08/22/2009 - 14:08

I met this lady via Lavalife. She seemed a little more muscular than I usually like but had other redeeming qualities; not just big boobs although that was definitely part of the overall package.

Anyway, she suggested we meet at Milestones which was her favorite restaurant. When I arrived she already had a booth. She didn't look nearly as good in person as she did in her photos. She was extremely pale and covered in freckles... not really my action. Also, her fake boobs looked, well really fake.

Anyway, as we start to chat she brings up her health and fitness regime that sounds more like Navy Seal Training than something any normal person would put themselves through voluntarily. She never, and I mean NEVER ate anything but EXACTLY what was in her meal plan. She was 0.2% (not a typo) from her ideal body fat and was quite upset about it.

Your alias: 
You Know Who
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.3 (4 votes)

The Smoking Non-Smoker

Mon, 08/17/2009 - 17:22

I met up with this lady last night for drinks. She was a model about 15 years ago but looks pretty haggard these days.

Still she's not bad looking by my standards. After having one drink at the bar she suggested we go out to the patio for some fresh air.

As we walked outside she asked me where we should sit. I suggested away from where there were people smoking. She interjected with "oh I may have one smoke, but I only smoke when I drink, and just one."

I was already not liking this and chose a table as far away from non-smokers as possible.

Sure enough the minute we sat down she lit up. When she finished with that one she lit up another right after, and then another. She must of had about 5-6 cigarettes in about 30 minutes. During this time she was muttering about the good old modeling days and sucked back 4 glasses of wine. I guess it goes without saying that she has nothing good going on in her life these days.

Your alias: 
You Know Who
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 3.8 (6 votes)
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