I messaged this girl from Plenty Of Fish and didn't think anything of it when she didn't reply. A few weeks go by and I check my inbox, and I vaguely remembered messaging her. She left her number in the inbox and I wondered why, because she didn't know me what so ever.

I waited a day, and texted her. She said she wanted to meet me some day, and after a few hundred texts over the span of a few days, we met. She drove over 100 miles with her friend's mom's pickup truck just to see me. On the drive back, we kissed and it was going good so far. We get back and start watching TV. She has been getting texts like crazy, and I thought it was really rude as hell to be on your phone when your meeting somebody.

So... I get into the car and the guy keeps talking about this HUGE zit on his face. He starts talking about how it's oozing puss and so forth. I'm basically grossed out. We have our dinner and then he says he needs to get some cream for his zit before he takes me home.

On the way there we see this pillow pet. He purchases the pillow since penguins are his favorite animal in the whole wide world. We finally get the zit creme, which he had me read every bottle to see which one I thought would work best. He finally drops me off.

I get a message on MSN 15 minutes later asking me if I want him to come pick me up again so we can watch Christmas cartoons in our PJS. Block, Delete.

I had been trying to hook up with this cute guy from one of my classes for weeks. I've been flirting, suggesting we study together, and everything just short of asking him out.

Yesterday I came home late to find him making on the couch out with my roommate! She's a Lesbian! Ouch!