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Dead Date!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 10:37

I used to like dating older men, until this experience. I am in my early thirties and had enjoyed the company of guys in the late 50's to early 60's.

I arranged to meet this guy for drinks at his yacht club. He was older, even by my standards, but a good looking guy who seemed to be in great shape... he was 63 if I recall correctly.

Ten minutes into the date he started complaining of chest pains; he thought is was heartburn. Five minutes after that he suddenly collapsed in a clump on the floor. When the paramedics arrived they pronounced him dead on the spot. He'd had a massive coronary.

Well that was awkward!

These days I stick with guys under 50.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Sugardaddie.com
Average: 3.8 (9 votes)

The Stolen Profile

Tue, 05/04/2010 - 16:26

For fun I decided to post a profile on one of the adult dating sites. I am recently single after a long term relationship and my sex life had sucked for the past 3 years.

Looking for a fling I figured this would be the best place to start, though I was a little skeptical about the type of men that would be trolling this site.

Things went pretty much as expected with mostly neanderthals asking to see naked photos of me and wooing me with descriptions of their penis, along with way too many photos of same!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Fling.com
Average: 2.2 (5 votes)

No Coffee Date For You

Wed, 03/31/2010 - 15:18

I emailed a guy I like to ask him out on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Starbucks
Average: 4 (3 votes)

I Thought You Were Gay

Mon, 03/22/2010 - 09:31

After months I finally worked up the nerve and asked a girl I have been secretly in love with at work out on a date. She just stared at me. After what seemed like an eternity I asked her "are you at least going to answer me?" She finally did, she said "I’m just so surprised, I thought you were gay."

Your alias: 
Sean
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 5 (7 votes)

No Second Date For You!

Thu, 03/04/2010 - 18:42

I went on a blind date from eHarmony. The girl was a little chubby and at some point during dinner she proclaimed "I can't wait until I get married so I can let myself go."

Yeah, no second date for her.

Your alias: 
Friendly Frank
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
eHarmony
Average: 4.7 (6 votes)

A Little Too Ghetto For My Taste

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:54

I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
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