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No Second Date For You!

I went on a blind date from eHarmony. The girl was a little chubby and at some point during dinner she proclaimed "I can't wait until I get married so I can let myself go."

Yeah, no second date for her.

Your alias: 
Friendly Frank
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
eHarmony
Average: 4 (1 vote)

A Little Too Ghetto For My Taste

I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.5 (2 votes)

I'm Just Not That Into You

This isn't actually a date since I didn't meet him. I started chatting with this man I met on Adult Friend Finder. The picture he displayed on the site seemed nice enough and he seemed to be all right. So we moved our chat to MSN Windows Live Messenger. When there he showed a picture of himself considerably larger than the one on the site. I commented on it and he told me the one on the site was about a year old and he'd give me a slide show to show me the progression of himself over that year.

He started sharing pictures and began a running commentary on his life at that stage, what the picture was of and how he progressed from there. By the third picture I was suffering from far too much information syndrome and decided this guy was a tad needy for my tastes.

I wanted to bow out gracefully so I explained to him politely that upon further examinations of the pictures that he wasn't my type. I thanked him for his interest and wished him good luck.

Your alias: 
Raven
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Adult Friend Finder
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

Dude Looks Like A Lady!

This "guy" responded to my profile on Lavalife. The person responding had a photo of a chick on their profile so I politely let them know I'm not into women. "He" responded back and assured me they were not a woman. Confused, I asked "why do you have a photo of a woman on your profile," to which said person responded "oh.. that.. well that's me... I'm very in touch with my feminine side.. are you still interested?" Hmmmmm, let me think about this.. NOT!

Your alias: 
Mary
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.3 (3 votes)

Boyish Charm... Not So Much

I started dating this guy from Match.com and we got along great; at first. After a few dates I noticed that his behavior was a little juvenile. He would make references to "gaming" and at first I thought he meant gambling. Eventually I figured out he meant video games... he's 43.

On our 4th date he invited me over to his place for dinner. He had 3 different game consoles and his bedroom decor looked like a kid's room. He had action figures on his shelves and a Star Trek bedspread. When he told me we were having Mac & Cheese for dinner I knew it was time to leave.

Why do some men never grow up?

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

Never Kissed A Girl?

I met this guy on Match and had the most fantastic first date with him. He was a real looker, smart, great job, polite, and total gentleman.

At the end of the date he offered to drive me home. Before getting out of his car I just had to kiss him. It didn't look like he would make the first move so I leaned in and gave him a peck on the cheek.

Then again, and again, and then moved slowly towards his lips. It then suddenly became painfully apparent that he had no skills in the art of kissing.

He kept banging his teeth against mine, slobbered all over the place, and used his tongue like a paintbrush on my face... totally gross!

How does a guy like that go through life without learning how to make out... it's a shame.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3 (4 votes)
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