I met this guy on Match and had the most fantastic first date with him. He was a real looker, smart, great job, polite, and total gentleman.
At the end of the date he offered to drive me home. Before getting out of his car I just had to kiss him. It didn't look like he would make the first move so I leaned in and gave him a peck on the cheek.
Then again, and again, and then moved slowly towards his lips. It then suddenly became painfully apparent that he had no skills in the art of kissing.
He kept banging his teeth against mine, slobbered all over the place, and used his tongue like a paintbrush on my face... totally gross!
How does a guy like that go through life without learning how to make out... it's a shame.