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Boyish Charm... Not So Much

Mon, 01/25/2010 - 16:34

I started dating this guy from Match.com and we got along great; at first. After a few dates I noticed that his behavior was a little juvenile. He would make references to "gaming" and at first I thought he meant gambling. Eventually I figured out he meant video games... he's 43.

On our 4th date he invited me over to his place for dinner. He had 3 different game consoles and his bedroom decor looked like a kid's room. He had action figures on his shelves and a Star Trek bedspread. When he told me we were having Mac & Cheese for dinner I knew it was time to leave.

Why do some men never grow up?

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3.7 (9 votes)

Never Kissed A Girl?

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 20:17

I met this guy on Match and had the most fantastic first date with him. He was a real looker, smart, great job, polite, and total gentleman.

At the end of the date he offered to drive me home. Before getting out of his car I just had to kiss him. It didn't look like he would make the first move so I leaned in and gave him a peck on the cheek.

Then again, and again, and then moved slowly towards his lips. It then suddenly became painfully apparent that he had no skills in the art of kissing.

He kept banging his teeth against mine, slobbered all over the place, and used his tongue like a paintbrush on my face... totally gross!

How does a guy like that go through life without learning how to make out... it's a shame.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3.6 (9 votes)

That's Not What I Had In Mind When I Agreed To Bring A Friend

Fri, 12/11/2009 - 15:31

I went on a first date with a guy from Sobey's who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend.

Your alias: 
Betty
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Grocery Store
Average: 3.5 (4 votes)

Most Fridged Woman On Earth

Tue, 11/17/2009 - 09:22

I met what I thought to be a very sexy girl on Match. We went out on a few dates and both times when I tried to kiss her she stopped me.

On our third date I delved into this a little more and she said that she doesn't kiss a guy until they are exclusive. Pretty old fashioned I thought, but ok.

After a few more dates I tried to breach the subject of sex. she was apprehensive to discuss it but then admitted she was a virgin; she's 33! What she said next was even more shocking. "I am never going to have sex," she exclaimed. "It's dirty and I'm not doing it!"

That was enough info for me... I told her to enjoy her life of celibacy, but to leave me out of it!

Your alias: 
Frank n Beans
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.8 (13 votes)

Damn It Was Just Part Of Her Halloween Costume!

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 21:38

I met this hot chick dressed as a barmaid at a Halloween party over the weekend. She was totally stacked and had beautiful long blond hair.

We made plans to meet for dinner tonight. When I showed up at Milestones I actually walked right past her. She grabbed me by my coat sleeve and said "hey!"

She had short black hair, was wearing glasses, and was as flat as a pancake... her big boobs and blond hair were just part of her costume. Apparently she can only wear contacts a few hours at a time, so this was as good as it was going to get.

what a disappointment!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Halloween Party
Average: 2.7 (7 votes)

Baby Momma

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 08:09

I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my brother comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." How mortifying!

Your alias: 
Baby Momma
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
School Campus
Average: 3.8 (5 votes)
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