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I'm A Boring Date

Mon, 09/21/2009 - 07:04

I went on a first date with a guy for dinner, billiards and what I thought was a nice conversation. Around eleven he yawned and said he was getting sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn't tired so I put on something sexy met up with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Friend Finder
Average: 3 (2 votes)

Well That Sucks, But Apparently She Doesn't!

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 20:08

I had been flirting with this new girl at work for several weeks. I took her out for lunch several times, and made it very clear I was interested being more than colleagues.

She said that she would think about it but needed more time. I figured I would keep after her and invited her for dinner and a movie... same response.

Finally I invited her out to a nightclub figuring I could move things along if I got a few drinks into her and got her on the dance floor.

Things were going well and after a few songs I went to buy us a couple more drinks. When I came back she was making out with another chick! I thought it was hot... but then when I tried to talk to her she said "yes, I'm a lesbian alright, and I'm going to stick with it."

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 4.7 (3 votes)

You Don't Look Like Your Picture, I'm Outta Here!

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:54

My friend is on eHarmony and told me that she arranged to meet this guy. When she arrived they were both getting out of their cars at the same time.

She asked him "do I look like my photos?" He responded "yes, you do." She then said "you don't, I'm outta here!"

She got back in her car and drove away.

Not sure how bad he looked but that's pretty mean... still funny though.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
eHarmony
Average: 4.7 (6 votes)

Mama's Boy

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:20

I was on a date with a guy we’ll call “Sunny”. He was sexy and smart, and when he looked at you, you felt like taking off all your clothes and jumping on him.

So what was Sunny’s problem? He was a mama’s boy. And it was bad. On our first date, his mom called him 3 times and he called her twice in the span of 3 hours. What made it so much worse was how loudly he would speak with her.

I still slept with him, and he was amazing in bed, but I just couldn’t deal with the mama drama and dumped him within a couple of weeks.

Your alias: 
Connie
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Gold's Gym
Average: 1.3 (3 votes)
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Date showed up drunk

Mon, 08/24/2009 - 22:56

I met this girl off POF. We had been emailing for a week, and talked on the phone a couple of times. We agreed to meet at a local steak house for something casual.

So I'm standing outside waiting for her, and she pulls into the parking lot. She stumbles out of her SUV, totally smashed. We talked for a min, well I talked and she hung off me. I told her it wasn't happening. I called her a cab and grabbed her purse to get her license for the address.

Unreal. Never heard from her again, but I know she got home alive anyway. What are girls like that thinking? If she meets the wrong guy like in that condition, there will be a date rape.

Your alias: 
Somewhere in Canada.
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.5 (6 votes)

Obsessive Compulsive Fitorder

Sat, 08/22/2009 - 14:08

I met this lady via Lavalife. She seemed a little more muscular than I usually like but had other redeeming qualities; not just big boobs although that was definitely part of the overall package.

Anyway, she suggested we meet at Milestones which was her favorite restaurant. When I arrived she already had a booth. She didn't look nearly as good in person as she did in her photos. She was extremely pale and covered in freckles... not really my action. Also, her fake boobs looked, well really fake.

Anyway, as we start to chat she brings up her health and fitness regime that sounds more like Navy Seal Training than something any normal person would put themselves through voluntarily. She never, and I mean NEVER ate anything but EXACTLY what was in her meal plan. She was 0.2% (not a typo) from her ideal body fat and was quite upset about it.

Your alias: 
You Know Who
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 3.3 (4 votes)
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