I'm 29 and prefer mature men, 35+ generally. I went out with this 38 year guy my friend set me up with.

He suggested this "great" place he knew, which turned out to be a total dump. All through dinner I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Instead, I sat there listening to him go on an on about World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, his motorcycle, and how he was looking forward to getting hammered over the weekend.

What was my friend thinking... this guy really needs to grow up!

I met up with this hot babe at a nightclub and went back to her place. Things were going great until we got naked. She not only had a full unshaven bush but also hairy armpits and legs.... totally gross!

Obviously I didn't go down on her. I thought I had fallen into a hot-tub time-machine and gone back to the 70's!

I was chatting with the hot girl for several weeks on Adult Friend Finder. Eventually we agreed to meet for a rendezvous. To be safe we planned to meet at a coffee shop and it all was good then head back to my place.

I sat at the coffee shop waiting... my date was 15 minutes late. Finally this guy walks up to me and asks "are you Sando?" I was a little taken a back, and slowly responded "ah yes, do you know Lucy?" He stood there for a second staring me up and down and then chimed in with "I am Lucy."

I used a few expletives and impatiently awaited an explanation. He said, "well you're profile says you're bi."

"What the hell," I exclaimed. "I was expecting to meet a hot blond chick, not some overweight dude!" He sheepishly asked, "can't we still have sex?"

"NO," I retorted! I got up and walked out.