I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall."

I picked up this sultry cougar at a club last weekend. She was in her early 40's, blond, about 5-6, with huge melons, round butt, and curves in all the right places. She was the kind of girl guys all fell over when she was 30.

Anyway she approached me to chat and I proceeded to buy her a bunch of drinks. She was being very forward asking me all kinds of sexual questions about what I enjoyed, what my limits were, and so on. She was obviously very into me and before long she invited me back to her place.

We were fooling around in the cab and I was getting totally turned on. When we got to her place exited the taxi and she asked the driver to wait a minute.

She then leaned in and said "I have to tell you something before you come in." She went on, "I am married, but my husband and I are swingers." She continued, "we would like to have a threesome with you, and don't worry he is straight so you won't be doing anything with him."

I met this guy at a house party about a month ago. I didn't hear from him for three weeks, and then I get this lame email from him asking if I remember him... he attached a photo so even he knew he was being a jerk.

There is no chance I was going on a date with this guy but I decided to play along... slow day at work. I emailed him back and said, "yes, I remember you, were you in a coma for 3 weeks?"

He emailed me back and asked me if I wanted to go with him to Detroit for the weekend... oh and that his car was in the shop so I would have to drive.

What a creep!