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Bitches of East York

My buddy and I picked up a couple of babes at a club. We offered to take the girls for food and then would give them a drive home.

When we got in the car all the girls did was talk about what a cheap Gino car my friend had, and how we were such typical Italians. As we were driving to the Greek place they pointed out people and why they were such losers because they were wearing a stupid hat or cheap jeans.

This went on for the entire agonizing drive. At Mr. Greek they complained about the food, the waiter, and that we didn't take them somewhere nicer. They bragged about how they wore top labels and that most other girls at the club were tramps. At this point I had wished I picked up one of those "tramps."

Some how we resisted the urge to ditch the bitches and did drive them home after eating.

It turns out they live together in an old run down apartment building in a rough area of town. My buddy and I both own nice houses... I guess we know who the losers are.

Your alias: 
Tony
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Mink
Average: 3.5 (4 votes)

Porn King

I started dating this "normal" guy that I met in my ultimate frisbee league. We went out a few times and he seemed really nice.

He invited me over to his place for movie night. He told me he was a big movie buff and had a huge collection. Sure enough Steve had four full cabinets of movies... impressive, although I wondered if he all he did was sit around watching movies every night.

At one point Steve paused the video and went to the washroom. I decided to check out the collection. I have no idea why, but I started with the last cabinet. As soon as I opened the door I got the shock of my life.

The cabinet was jam packed with nothing but porn! There must have been a few hundred DVD's in there. I don't mind a little slap and tickle, but this was insane. This wasn't the normal porn either... there was some really sick and twisted titles in there!

I grabbed my purse and got out of there without even saying goodbye.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Ultimate Frisbee
Average: 3.8 (5 votes)

Drinking And Dating, Not Good

I went on a date with an amazing guy from POF. I got totally wasted and punched him in the face. I wonder if he wants to go out again?

Your alias: 
Dani
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.4 (8 votes)

The Jokester

I met this guy at work who is always clowning around. He asked me out a bunch of times before I finally gave in. I prefer a more mature acting guy.

On our date all he did was tell dirty jokes. I would try to ask him a serious question but he was only interested in "trying" to entertain me. He then went on about which other girls at work are hot.

That act got pretty old pretty quick. Now he keeps leaving messages on my cell and texting me... I wish he would take a hint. I can't really tell him to piss off because we work together.

I'm screwed!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
work
Average: 3 (3 votes)

Flowers For A Lady - Some Lady

I went out on a first date with the extremely hot girl, I'm talking model hot. She said she liked me because I was down to earth and had a good sense of humor. Her story went that she was tired of dating jocks that didn't treat her right.

Ten minutes into our date some muscle bound guy walks up to our table and starts flirting with her like I'm not even sitting there. After about 5 minutes of this she politely suggests that this isn't the right time or place.

About 15 minutes go by and then all of a sudden the guy comes back and drops off flowers... how rude! When he leaves she reads the attached note and pointed out that it included his name and number.

At the end of the date she she has the audacity to say "it was great meeting you but I guess I just can't change." She folded the note, stuck it in her purse, and left.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.4 (7 votes)

Pardon Me?

I went out with this guy from POF on a first date and got trashed. We ended up fooling around back at his place. After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there will be a second date.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 2.7 (3 votes)
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