I was in Thailand with a few buddies and checked out some clubs in Phuket. I got hammered and then got separated from the other guys. At some point this sweet slutty looking local came up to me and asked if I would buy her a drink. I figured she was a hooker but when I questioned her she claimed she was just into me.

One thing led to another and the next thing I remember I was waking up next to her in my hotel room. I'm cheap so I was sharing a room with another dude... he was asleep in the other bed.

I figured it was time for a little quiet morning action. I started making out with my date. After a few minutes of this she starting giving me a little tug. Thinking it would only be polite to return the favor, I reached down to play with her and suddenly found out she, was in fact, a he!!!

I screamed, jumped out of bed, and yelled "you're a dude!!!"

Embarrassed he/she quickly got dressed and ran out as my friend roared in laughter for about 20 minutes straight.

I was interested in this hot looking girl I found on Plenty of Fish. We made a date for drinks a week in advance, which she then canceled an hour beforehand. I said no problem, let's reschedule. She gave me another date and time to meet, one hour before she cancels again.

I wasn't too worried about it so I simply rescheduled one more time. This time she promised she would keep our date... sure enough the morning of the date she has some "family emergency" and couldn't make it.

I had pretty much given up on her by this point, but she kept calling me saying she was still interested. Wouldn't you know she made, and then canceled 3 more times! Being a glutton for punishment I did give her one last chance.

Of course I showed up at the bar and waited for an hour... she never showed up. Being opportunistic I regaled the waitress with my tale of woe... and managed to get her number.

We're going out next week... hopefully, lol!