I had been on Lavalife for a while and wasn't getting any action in the dating and relationship sections. I figured I may as well put up a profile in intimate encounters... I hadn't been laid in a few months.

Surprisingly there are a lot of horny women on Lavalife. I got about 5 times as many emails and IM's from "intimate" as I did from the other two areas combined!

Only downside was most of the women contacting me were not single. One particularly cute married honey smiled at me and I just couldn't resist. After chatting for a few weeks things got hot and heavy in cyberspace. We decided we had to meet for real and made arrangements to get together at a pub near her place.

Five minutes into our date her husband storms into the place, starts yelling insults at her such as whore and slut (and worse), and then sucker punches me while I'm just sitting there!

I am married but things had been rough for a few years so I was looking to create a spark elsewhere.

I signed up for Ashley Madison but was still too afraid to post my photo, just in case. I contacted this great sounding lady, who was like minded, and also was apprehensive about sharing her photos.

Rather than drag out a long online courtship we decided simply to meet at a public park. She picked out a specific bench she would be sitting on when I came by.

When I showed up, to my horror, there was MY SISTER sitting on the bench!

Thinking quickly I walked right up, gave her a hug, and said, hey what brings you here? She was all flustered, made up an excuse about being late for Yoga class, and took off.

The location was on the other side of town from me so I'm pretty sure she put two and two together. Mum is the word ever since.

I was seeing this hot Russian girl I met on Plenty of Fish. We had gone out about a half dozen times but the timing never seemed right to close the deal.

Finally she invited me over to her place for dinner. She said her roommate was going away for the weekend so the place would be free.

It was all good until I noticed a photo on the fridge of Natasha arm in arm with Sandy, a girl I had dated in College for 2 years. I thought, well ok, maybe they are just acquaintances. No chance, when I asked she told me Sandy was her roommate.

I spent most of dinner planning my next move. I decided to play it cool, get what I could that night, and then cut bait... hey I had already invested a lot of time and effort into this. It all went according to plan and sure enough I was knocking boots with Natasha before I knew it. This girl was smoking hot and knew exactly what she was doing!