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Who's Bra Is This?

Wed, 06/23/2010 - 10:39

Back in my early 20's I was in a long term relationship that was winding down... ok I was essentially dumped.

Anyway I was dating this new girl and had her over night on a Friday. We had outstanding sex and she went on her merry way after breakfast on Saturday.

I had taken over the lease from my ex and she still had stuff at the apartment. She wanted to come by Saturday night to pick up a few remaining things. Wouldn't you know one thing led to another and before I knew it we were going at it hard and heavy in my bed.

The next morning when she got up to take a shower I rolled over and stumbled across a bra underneath her pillow. Only problem was I didn't know if this was her's or the other chick's bra... they both had big boobs?

I took a chance and tossed the double barreled slingshot in my sock drawer. I must have gotten away with it... neither chick ever brought up a missing bra.

Sometimes you just get lucky.

Your alias: 
You Know Who
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
The Big Bop
Average: 1.7 (3 votes)

Ran Into My Boss While On A Date With Total Slut

Sat, 06/19/2010 - 07:01

I work for Christian run charitable organization. Obviously my boss is very religious, but to me it's just a job.

I had been hard up in the dating department for several months and needed to get laid in the worst way. I had been seeing ads for Adult Friend Finder around the web and decided to sign up.

The woman on there are basically just looking for casual sex, which suited me perfectly. After several days of searching I agreed to meet a girl fun lunch near my office... that was my first mistake.

She asked me what was appropriate to wear at the restaurant. I told her to wear the sexiest outfit she had, that was mistake number two.

Picking my boss's favorite restaurant was mistake number three!

This slutty chick showed up with her long bleached blond hair, nose ring, collagen injected lips, big fake tits, and was wearing a mini skirt and tube top. A great look for what I was planning... but not exactly material for bringing home to mom.

Your alias: 
frank895
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Adultfriendfinder
Average: 3.2 (5 votes)

She Stole My TV!

Sun, 05/30/2010 - 07:18

I met this extremely hot girl on Plenty Of Fish and quickly arranged a date after chatting on IM for just a few minutes.

I was very excited to meet this girl. After a few drinks I was shocked to hear her suggest that we go back to my place... I wasn't arguing!

Without going into to detail, she was totally amazing in bed. At around 5 AM she said she had to work early but that I shouldn't bother to get up. When I woke up a few hours later I got the shock of my life... my 40" LCD TV was gone!

I immediately logged into my computer and checked IM and POF... nothing, she was gone, and so was my TV. That television cost me $1,500! That's the most expensive hooker ever.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.9 (13 votes)

Full Bush!!!

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 07:11

I met up with this hot babe at a nightclub and went back to her place. Things were going great until we got naked. She not only had a full unshaven bush but also hairy armpits and legs.... totally gross!

Obviously I didn't go down on her. I thought I had fallen into a hot-tub time-machine and gone back to the 70's!

Your alias: 
Harry Not Hairy
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Bar None
Average: 2.4 (5 votes)

In Big Trouble!

Sun, 02/28/2010 - 09:39

I went out and got really hammered with my buddies about six weeks ago, and just found out that the older woman I had a one night stand with is six weeks pregnant.

I'm 21, she's 52, and she doesn't believe in abortion.

I'm screwed!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Dive Bar
Average: 4.6 (13 votes)

Weirdest One Night Stand Ever!!!

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 14:57

I picked up this sultry cougar at a club last weekend. She was in her early 40's, blond, about 5-6, with huge melons, round butt, and curves in all the right places. She was the kind of girl guys all fell over when she was 30.

Anyway she approached me to chat and I proceeded to buy her a bunch of drinks. She was being very forward asking me all kinds of sexual questions about what I enjoyed, what my limits were, and so on. She was obviously very into me and before long she invited me back to her place.

We were fooling around in the cab and I was getting totally turned on. When we got to her place exited the taxi and she asked the driver to wait a minute.

She then leaned in and said "I have to tell you something before you come in." She went on, "I am married, but my husband and I are swingers." She continued, "we would like to have a threesome with you, and don't worry he is straight so you won't be doing anything with him."

Your alias: 
Str8Dude!
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Night Club
Average: 4.8 (5 votes)
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