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Check Your Purse Straps Before Going On A Date Ladies

Wed, 02/10/2010 - 20:28

I was flirting with this hot guy at work for several months before he finally asked me out last Friday. We went for drinks right after work and had loads of fun. To put things in context we work for the largest courier company at the head office. There are several hundred people on our floor alone, and there are absolutely no secrets.

Anyway it started to get pretty late so we hopped on the subway; we both travel in the same direction. As we approached my stop Luke explained how much he enjoyed my company, and that he has been looking for a "respectable woman with strong family values" for a long time.

Moments later I stood up and my purse strap snapped. My purse hit the floor and most of the contents went rolling out in different directions for all to see.

Your alias: 
Lucy
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 1 (13 votes)

Fastest Gun In The West

Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:04

This has never happened to me before, honestly!

I went out on a date with this girl I met online. We had a wonderful time at dinner and decided to hit a club after. After dancing the night away she was pretty hammered so I offered to drive her home. When we got to her place we started making out a bit in the car. She started to rub me through my pants. I don't know what happened but in an instant it was too much for me and I exploded. There was no covering this up as the front of my jeans were soaked and she knew it.

She uttered "that's ok" politely and got out of the car. I've tried calling and texting her but not surprisingly never heard back from her.

The worst part is she has now posted this story on her Facebook page.

How embarrassing!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.7 (10 votes)

No Cross Dressing Please

Fri, 01/22/2010 - 18:43

I had a date with this guy I met on Established Men. He was nice, the sex was great, but when we were picking our clothes up to get dressed, I discovered that he wore prettier panties than I did.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Established Men
Average: 4.2 (6 votes)

I Didn't Have Sex With You On The First Date!

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 18:32

I met this hot girl through Plenty Of Fish and we hooked up for drinks at a local watering hole. We both got pretty bombed and I said she could crash at my place and drive home in the morning when she sobered up.

When we got back to my place things got insanely wild. Before I knew it we were doing a 69 and then she was climbing on top of me. Rather than being conventional she some how thought it would be more fun to hit it up Greek style. After about 20 minutes and about the same number of crazy positions we both passed out.

When I came to she was gone but had left a note asking me to call her.

I called her up alright. What started out as a pleasant conversation ended in quite an argument. She insisted that we never had sex. I explained making out, petting, doing a 69, and full on anal constituted sex. She said we never had normal intercourse so it doesn't count.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.5 (13 votes)

Two For One Special

Wed, 01/13/2010 - 17:45

I admit I have a sex addiction, but my girlfriend, who lives with me, doesn't know. It doesn't help that I also often drink to excess.

Last night I went out with my buds to a bar after work and got bombed. I guess I must have picked up some random chick, banged her, and then stumbled home.

This morning I woke up with wood, as I often do. My girlfriend was feeling amorous and started playing with me. After a few minutes she pulled the covers back to reveal that I was still wearing the condom from last evening's encounter.

Just as I thought the sh*t was about to hit the fan she turns to me and proclaims "good boy, you're ready for me!" With that she climbed on top of me and gave me one the best rides of my life.

Do I feel guilty, absolutely. Will I change my evil ways, probably not. At least I got this off my chest... I do need help.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Bar
Average: 4.9 (14 votes)

My Small Penis

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 15:19

On my first date with Jennifer, it was so obvious that we would end up in bed together. She was oozing sex from every pore and I wanted to tap that ass like nobody’s business.

When we finally rushed our way through dinner, she recommended that we head to a bar near her house so we can loosen up and then walk to her place.

After about 3 drinks, we decided that we just couldn’t take it anymore and had to have each other. We rushed to her place and began undressing each other.

When I finally took off my boxer briefs, she blurted out, “Wow, that is one small penis.”

I was hard. It wasn’t good. I lost my erection. I left.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)
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