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My Small Penis

On my first date with Jennifer, it was so obvious that we would end up in bed together. She was oozing sex from every pore and I wanted to tap that ass like nobody’s business.

When we finally rushed our way through dinner, she recommended that we head to a bar near her house so we can loosen up and then walk to her place.

After about 3 drinks, we decided that we just couldn’t take it anymore and had to have each other. We rushed to her place and began undressing each other.

When I finally took off my boxer briefs, she blurted out, “Wow, that is one small penis.”

I was hard. It wasn’t good. I lost my erection. I left.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.4 (11 votes)

Are You Into A Ménage à Trois?

I am a recently separated cougar on the prowl for younger men. I am quite liberal sexually and open to trying new things. I signed up for AdultFriendFinder to meet men online since I have a pretty busy schedule.

I was chatting to this nice looking 25 year old guy. After a few emails back and forth he asked me if I would be into a Menage a Trois with another woman. I had done threesomes a few times with my ex so I said yes. After a brief telephone conversation we agreed to meet for drinks.

Well I got quite a shock when he showed up with his girlfriend and ready to get down to business. His profile said he was single, so I assumed the threesome question meant would I be interested at some point in the future if we got together. Also, I wasn't planning to sleep with anybody on the first date.

Regardless of how I ended up in this situation I decided to go with the flow... we had a blast ;-)

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
AdultFriendFinder
Average: 3.7 (10 votes)

Extremely Premature

I met this guy on POF and we went on a few dates. On our third date things started getting hot and heavy back at his place. We were on the couch fooling around. We were making out and he was fondling my breasts.

Then all of a sudden he got this funny look on his face and said "please stop." I was only kissing him! we laid there for about 10 seconds motionless unless he rolled his eyes back and proclaimed he had to use the washroom to clean up.

He came just from kissing, and he's 28!

I like tantric sex, this isn't going to work.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.8 (8 votes)

Groped!

I just got home from a very nice date that went horribly wrong in the very final few seconds.

Met this guy through a friend on Facebook and went for cocktails. He seemed very nice and normal. We flirted, a lot, and he complimented me on my boobs; I must admit they are nice.

At the end of the date he politely walked me to my car and then leaned in for a kiss. As our lips met, so did his hand with my right knocker. This wasn't an accidental brush of the hand, this will a full on squeeze!

"What the hell are you doing," I exclaimed!

Won't be seeing him again... perverted freak.

Your alias: 
Katlyn
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Facebook
Average: 2.9 (9 votes)

Next Best Thing To A Condom?

I picked up a pretty dodgy girl at a club the other night. I didn't have a rubber although I wish I'd had. I rubbed it with a disposable wipe afterward... let's hope for the best!

Your alias: 
Bill
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 3 (10 votes)

I Just Had A Go With Twins!

I never thought this was possible in real-life. I was out on a bender with my mates last night and met twins at the pub.

I brought them home and had a go with each of them. These dolls were something special... it's a night I will remember forever.

Too bad they are from Canada and I'll never see them again.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Barney's Pub
Average: 2.6 (14 votes)
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