I was out on a bender with my friends last weekend. I found two phone numbers in my wallet on Sunday morning but was clueless as to where I got them. I talked to my buddy and he told me I had been hitting on two different girls that night. One girl was really fat and the other one was hot.

I started drinking last night and got bombed by about 8 o'clock. Figuring I had nothing to lose I called up one of the girls and explained "I met you and one other girl at a club on Saturday night, are you the fat one?"

There was a moment of silence and then a dial tone. I'm going out with the other chick tomorrow night, I hope she's not the fat one... will update later.