I met this girl through Craigslist who claimed to be a model. We quickly exchanged MSN addresses and started chatting. Once I dug into her career a little more she fessed up that she did nude modeling. Ok, that's a little seedy but I'm a pretty open minded guy.

When it came time to meet she suggested hitting a bar. She must have put away 5 glasses of wine in an hour. As we delved more into her job things just went further south. Turns out she was a high priced call girl... honestly I wouldn't pay for it with her, she was ok looking, but not that hot; I mean if I was so included to pay for it in the first place.

At the end of this debockle she had the nerve to ask for a lift home. Her place was just up the street, and as pissed off as I was I figured it was the right thing to do. On the car ride home she kept asking me why I had a problem with her vocation. She claimed she only slept with classy upscale guys... and it was just sex.

She wanted to kiss me and all I could think of is how many schlongs had been in that mouth... yuck. Anyway, I got her to finally get out of my car and called it a night.

Oh but the story doesn't end there. Two weeks later I'm driving home late at night and what do I see but the very chick standing on a street corner in nothing but hot pants, a bra, and knee high boots... she's turning tricks!

Now that's the lowest of the low.