I was flirting with this hot guy at work for several months before he finally asked me out last Friday. We went for drinks right after work and had loads of fun. To put things in context we work for the largest courier company at the head office. There are several hundred people on our floor alone, and there are absolutely no secrets.

Anyway it started to get pretty late so we hopped on the subway; we both travel in the same direction. As we approached my stop Luke explained how much he enjoyed my company, and that he has been looking for a "respectable woman with strong family values" for a long time.

Moments later I stood up and my purse strap snapped. My purse hit the floor and most of the contents went rolling out in different directions for all to see.

This wouldn't have been a problem except for the large vibrator I happened to be carrying with me at the time. How mortifying!!! I grabbed all my stuff and attempted to run for the exit but it was too late, the doors closed. I stood there facing the door, afraid to turn around and then slinked out at the next station. Several teenagers were chuckling the entire time.

Luke is on vacation this week and comes back to work next Monday... my life is about to suck.