I met this hot chick dressed as a barmaid at a Halloween party over the weekend. She was totally stacked and had beautiful long blond hair.

We made plans to meet for dinner tonight. When I showed up at Milestones I actually walked right past her. She grabbed me by my coat sleeve and said "hey!"

She had short black hair, was wearing glasses, and was as flat as a pancake... her big boobs and blond hair were just part of her costume. Apparently she can only wear contacts a few hours at a time, so this was as good as it was going to get.

what a disappointment!