I picked up this hot Thai girl from Passion.com. She had huge fake tatas, and a tight body. Her face looked kind of average in her photos but that's never bothered me before.

When she showed up I got the shock of my life. She, was a he!!! He said that most guys don't mind because he is so "passable."

There are so many wrong things with that statement, where do I start???

1. He had a five o'clock shadow
2. He was obviously wearing a wig
3. His implants were pointing in opposite directions
4. His face looked manly

Most importantly, even if he looked like Tera Patrick I like p*ssy, not c*ck!