I was chatting with the hot girl for several weeks on Adult Friend Finder. Eventually we agreed to meet for a rendezvous. To be safe we planned to meet at a coffee shop and it all was good then head back to my place.

I sat at the coffee shop waiting... my date was 15 minutes late. Finally this guy walks up to me and asks "are you Sando?" I was a little taken a back, and slowly responded "ah yes, do you know Lucy?" He stood there for a second staring me up and down and then chimed in with "I am Lucy."

I used a few expletives and impatiently awaited an explanation. He said, "well you're profile says you're bi."

"What the hell," I exclaimed. "I was expecting to meet a hot blond chick, not some overweight dude!" He sheepishly asked, "can't we still have sex?"

"NO," I retorted! I got up and walked out.