Fastest Gun In The West
This has never happened to me before, honestly!
I went out on a date with this girl I met online. We had a wonderful time at dinner and decided to hit a club after. After dancing the night away she was pretty hammered so I offered to drive her home. When we got to her place we started making out a bit in the car. She started to rub me through my pants. I don't know what happened but in an instant it was too much for me and I exploded. There was no covering this up as the front of my jeans were soaked and she knew it.
She uttered "that's ok" politely and got out of the car. I've tried calling and texting her but not surprisingly never heard back from her.
The worst part is she has now posted this story on her Facebook page.
How embarrassing!
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fo real
you better spank it before you go out from now on, or else you will become a two pump chump!
...too funny
Your probably better off that she's gone. What she did was immature, shallow and pitifully self serving. ...and suppose nothing happened when she 'rubbed you'... I suppose that would be in her facebook as well. A mature woman would have laughed it off and quickly agreed to see you again knowing that things are 'working' as they should... and knowing much adult pleasure is to be part of the relationship.
Be glad she's gone dude
Premature ejaculation
You blew it in more ways than one.
LMFAO
OMG, rotfl, I'm sorry to laugh, but i have always said that we women are the most vindictive, most unforgiving, you don't wanna mess with some of us creatures! LMFAO
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