I had been on Lavalife for a while and wasn't getting any action in the dating and relationship sections. I figured I may as well put up a profile in intimate encounters... I hadn't been laid in a few months.

Surprisingly there are a lot of horny women on Lavalife. I got about 5 times as many emails and IM's from "intimate" as I did from the other two areas combined!

Only downside was most of the women contacting me were not single. One particularly cute married honey smiled at me and I just couldn't resist. After chatting for a few weeks things got hot and heavy in cyberspace. We decided we had to meet for real and made arrangements to get together at a pub near her place.

Five minutes into our date her husband storms into the place, starts yelling insults at her such as whore and slut (and worse), and then sucker punches me while I'm just sitting there!

Never one to shy away from a fight I got up and laid into him. We ended up rolling around on the floor and we both got in a few good shots before the manager broke it up. Nothing was damaged so we avoided the cops.

I ended up with a black eye, sore ribs, and a ripped shirt. He was pretty bloody.

I never heard from her again, and I now ignore invitations from all married chicks.