I met this guy I had seen around at a frat party. I was a little tipsy, well ok I was hammered. We were dancing, making out, and one thing led to another. Next thing I knew I was going down on him in his room. He wanted to have sex and I said ok, but only if he had a condom. He kept on begging while I was orally pleasing him. I figured he’d give up if I finished him off. Anyway I was really out of it and finally gave in. It was a fantastic night of partying and sex, well at least the parts I remember.

I guess I gave him my email address because I got an email from him the following day. Before opening it I thought, “wow, is this guy really into me… seems odd after a one nighter?” When I opened it I got a bit of a shock. The message read “thanks for last night, I won the Hogging contest!” Now for those of you that don’t know, a Hogging contest is when guys compete to pick up and lay the fattest girl. I’m 5’3” and about 135… hardly a hog, but I guess there were only skinny bitches at that party.

What he didn’t know about me is what I included in my email response. “Glad I could help, please give my half of the winnings to your girlfriend, she’s in my Microbiology class.”