I was seeing this hot Russian girl I met on Plenty of Fish. We had gone out about a half dozen times but the timing never seemed right to close the deal.

Finally she invited me over to her place for dinner. She said her roommate was going away for the weekend so the place would be free.

It was all good until I noticed a photo on the fridge of Natasha arm in arm with Sandy, a girl I had dated in College for 2 years. I thought, well ok, maybe they are just acquaintances. No chance, when I asked she told me Sandy was her roommate.

I spent most of dinner planning my next move. I decided to play it cool, get what I could that night, and then cut bait... hey I had already invested a lot of time and effort into this. It all went according to plan and sure enough I was knocking boots with Natasha before I knew it. This girl was smoking hot and knew exactly what she was doing!

After the dead and 10 minutes of cuddling I told Natasha I had to work early (a lie) so I could get outta there. As I was putting on my shoes the door flew open... it's Sandy who must have canceled her plans.

I pleaded the fifth... i.e. I didn't recognize her in the photo but neither of them were buying it. Things couldn't get any worse so what else could I do but suggest we have a threesome; I still have a bruise on my chest from where Sandy hit me.

Could have been magical!