I met up for a date with this lady from Plenty Of Fish. I'm 24 and don't mind dating a little older, up to about 35 or so if she takes care of herself.

She claimed to be 33 in her profile... yes, this is perhaps a typo, she must be at least 45.

I had to sit there through drinks for nearly 40 minutes while she rambled on about how much better I looked in my photos. Finally I couldn't take any more.

She asked me whether I thought she looked better than her photos. Using the opening I said... "I'll tell you this... you look about 10 years older than your photos, you may want to consider stating your real age so you don't embarrass yourself and waste another guy's time!"

Before she could say anything I got up, threw $20 on the table, and left.