I met this lady on Plenty Of Fish who started the initial conversation saying men dont wanna date; I said I will, which she tap danced around. During the subsequent conversations she kinda came across as an angry person, or, was it a comedian? I eventually talked her into a date. She wanted to meet for a bike ride as she was very into biking and meeting for a drink was not possible as she only drank water. She called many times but I often couldn't hear the phone and would miss her. She wouldnt give me her number for "security" reasons. Eventually she showed up in a polyester Hawaiian shirt and grey crew-cut and was about 80 pounds over weight (some athlete). I swear she looked like Steve Dahl. She was a professional walker and spent the entire time teaching me how to walk (we never did bike ride). I was lucky, a pal called and invited me to dinner so I ran like the police were chasing me.