I am 48, look about 43, and say I am 39 in my FriendFinder profile. I like younger ladies, 25 to 30 range, but I rarely find one willing to date somebody over 40... hence the little fib.

Last weekend I hooked up with this "24" year old from the site for drinks. Twenty-four was a tad bit young, even for me, since I find I have nothing in common with girls that don't know who the Beatles are. Also, at some point the age gap just becomes creepy.

Anyway, this girl showed up, and I mean girl, she looked like she might be under the drinking age. Eventually we both admitted that we had made slight age adjustments in our profiles. Turns out she was 18... oh oh!

I quickly finished my drink and got the hell out of there before they arrested me for providing alcohol to a minor.

I have since amended my profile and also indicated I am absolutely not interested in anybody under 25.

Whoops!