I met a hottie on Match, and we hit it off like crazy. Super hot emails, all the right things in common. So we agree to meet at her local hangout. I almost didn't recognize her, as it seemed that she had aged 5 years from her pics at least. Bad to worse... her house I thought she lived in was sold and she lived back at home, her car was recently repoed and as a real estate agent, she hadn't closed a deal in 10 months. I was shocked that this "Smoke? No Way" finally cracks and lights up. Little did I know the reason why she was holding her hands in her sleeves...her fingers were nubs!!! I actually had to light the thing for her! Then she orders nachos with spinich dip!! I found myself feeding this thing!! Finally my phone rang and gave me a sweet excuse to jet. It never dawned on me that none of her photos left off the digits...What the hell??