I think I'm dating Johnny Cash. I have been out with this guy I met on Match.com 4 times now. Every single time he has worn a completely black outfit.

I guess black can be stylish but this guy has taken it too far. On our last date we went to the beach; he wore a jet black bathing suit, black sandals, black t-shirt, and a black baseball cap. It was really creepy when he pulled out a black towel to lie on.

Next!