I was chatting with this girl from Lavalife for a few weeks. I almost never meet anybody that won't post a photo, but she claimed that she was hot and famous, and had to be discreet online.

I went along with her story and made a date at William's coffee. I arrived early and found a table facing the door. Right on time she walked through the door, 5-7, long blonde hair, blue eyes, nice set... just as she had described herself.

She looked around and then made eye contact with me. I held up my hand and she walked towards me... and right on by. She had a date with the guy sitting at the next table.... crap!

Twenty minutes later, and very late, my actual date walked in. She was 5-7, she did have long blonde (scraggly) hair, bluish eyes, and big boobs. Only problem was she was about 160 pounds! Oh, and she explained her fame, she was on a kids show, as a kid, 15 years ago!