I recently went on a date with a man I met online. He had it all; looks, ambition, intelligence. He was the complete package. At the end of the date he announces, very seriously, that he is the Anti-Christ and would I like to be a member of his army. Not wanting to upset Mr. Anti-Christ (hey, you never know), I politely declined then pretended to take an emergency text from my sister and got the heck out of there.