I met this lady via Lavalife. She seemed a little more muscular than I usually like but had other redeeming qualities; not just big boobs although that was definitely part of the overall package.

Anyway, she suggested we meet at Milestones which was her favorite restaurant. When I arrived she already had a booth. She didn't look nearly as good in person as she did in her photos. She was extremely pale and covered in freckles... not really my action. Also, her fake boobs looked, well really fake.

Anyway, as we start to chat she brings up her health and fitness regime that sounds more like Navy Seal Training than something any normal person would put themselves through voluntarily. She never, and I mean NEVER ate anything but EXACTLY what was in her meal plan. She was 0.2% (not a typo) from her ideal body fat and was quite upset about it.

When it came time to order I decided on grilled salmon, pretty healthy I thought. She custom ordered a meal from a recipe she brought along. When the waitress tried to argue that they couldn't make that, she said she should talk to the chef who is a friend of hers. Long story short her meal was ridiculous and looked like something scrounged up from the forest. My salmon was delicious!

I'm not sure how somebody can deprive themselves of a tasty meal once in a while.

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