I was chatting with this really hot girl online. She must have been the Plenty Of Fish sexiest user!

After a lot of back and forth on the system, a bunch of emails, and MSN chatting, we agreed to meet at Starbucks; this process took 4 weeks.

She was everything she appeared to be, and more in person. She was witty, sexy, smart, and delightful. It was going great, until 20 minutes into meeting her she explained what was going to happen next.

"I think you are a really great guy, and I'm ok with you meeting my sister... I think you're a great match," she started. "You'll really hit it off, she'll be here in a few minutes."

I really had to struggle to bite my tongue at this point. The only reason I didn't get up and walk out, or start screaming expletives was because I thought even if her sister was half as hot I would still be pretty lucky.

It was right at that moment that my luck ran out... in walked her sister, who was a dead ringer, except for the extra 60 or so pounds she was carrying.

Without saying a word I casually stood up, put on my sunglasses, and left.