I was on a date with this girl and, before the food came, I excused myself to go to the washroom. When I returned to the table, I realized that I had left my zipper undone, so I zipped it up under the tablecloth, ecstatic that she didn’t notice anything.

After a great dinner and some pleasant conversation, we got up to leave and as I walked away, I took the whole table cloth, and everything that was left on the table, with me. We’re still dating though, but she tells everyone that story and it still gets the laughs.