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Pick Up Lightning Round

I was at a club the other night and it just happened to be one of those times where there was a huge imbalance in ratio of women to men. No, not like Canada Post, the other way... this place was loaded with women, probably 3 to 1 odds.

Figuring this was the opportunity of a lifetime, I sprung into action. Foregoing all the usual preamble I just walked up to chicks and proclaimed, "hello, I'm Jack, you're cute, can I have your number?" I rinsed and repeated about a dozen times, and ended up with 4 numbers... pretty damn great!

I guess it just goes to show you that dating really is a numbers game.

Happy hunting.

Your alias: 
You Don't Know Jack
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Wonder Bar
Average: 2.8 (6 votes)

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Canada Post Comment

I always laugh when I hear that "Canada Post" thing. My college room-mate used to use that line all the time.

For those that don't know it means "full of mail" or more accurately "full of male."

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