I was seeing this guy for about three months and assumed it was understood that we were exclusive. The other day he forgot his mobile phone at my place. Curious I took a peek at his contact list.

Under my name in the notes he had written "big tits, gives good head." Both a true, but that was a little unflattering.

I checked some other contacts and found all kinds of other girls with similar notes in there. This is pretty crude, I thought, but I guess he's just a little perverted.

It's when I checked his call logs that I really got pissed off. He had calls to/from these other women continuously, all while we were going out. What a pig!!! Who does he think he is, Tiger Woods?

I wrote him a nasty email and smashed his phone with a hammer. I guess he'll have to start building up his stable from scratch.