I was chatting up this girl from Lavalife for a few months, yes I know, a long time. She said she was extremely interested but then kept coming up with excuses why she couldn't meet.

Finally she gave in and we agreed to meet for coffee. It became immediately apparent why she had avoided meeting right from the moment she showed up.

She was about 6 months pregnant. She put "no kids" and "don't want kids" in her profile so I assume she was putting the baby up for adoption. Still, that's not the kind of thing that goes without saying in your online profile.

Next!