I went out with this chick a few times. The first time we went for a nice dinner near her place. She's pretty good looking and has a good job, seemed funny and easy going... you know, good on paper.

The second time we went out she invited me to a pimp and ho party. This is when her true colors started to show. Not only did I have to buy an outfit for this thing, but I paid for everything at the party. She didn't offer to pay for a damn thing; considering it was her friend that was getting married it seemed a little odd. Well she ended up getting bombed and she was fun.. but maybe a little over the top.

A few weeks later my buddy got box seats through work for Guns 'n' Roses. He would sometimes invite me to concerts and games but I had to act like I was his client. Against my better judgment I gave this girl the nod to join in the festivities. Everything was going pretty smoothly until they cut off the bar service. She became furious and started stealing other people's drinks from the box... truly sad, and embarrassing. This was more or less a corporate event, not a drunken free for all.

Another girl in the box that was wasted decided she wanted to see if she could sneak up to the stage. My date was all over that idea, while I was thinking it's pretty rude to walk out on box seats. I decided to stay put figuring the two of them would be back in no time.

About 15 minutes later the other girl comes back up and says she got caught buy my chick managed to sneak in. Ok I figured, she's hang out down there for a few songs and then would show up looking for more booze. Wouldn't you know she was gone hours, for the rest of the concert. The lights came up and nothing. I had her purse and I had driven so I couldn't just leave.

I had to wait around at security for 30 minutes before she showed up. She was bragging about how she was right up at the stage... no apology for disappearing half the night. Then she had the gall to say I had no reason to be upset with her.

I dropped that chick off and called it quits... I think I'm too nice sometimes.