I was browsing the personals on AFF and came across what appeared to be a pretty hot stripper that lived close by.

I had always wanted to date, well ok bang a stripper and figured this might be my chance. In her photos "Lola" had long blond hair, a statuesque body, big firm boobs, and a young looking and very pretty face.

Fast forward to our date. Lola's photos were about 20 years old! Her blond hair was ragged and multicolored, she had a little pounch going, her boobs looked more like pancakes, and her face looked as if she had been in dark smokey bars for the past 20 years; oh right, she had been.

She showed up in a tight thin white dress that left nothing to the imagination. As we sat at the empty patio bar I could see up the bottom of her thigh high dress, she wasn't wearing any underwear and was completely shaved.

At this point I was debating whether I should just get out of there, be civil, or go for it. I decided to go for it... hey at least I could say I banged a stripper. It was then that she explained how she was turning over a new leaf. "No more one night stands," she proclaimed.

It was then that I downed my beer and said I had to be somewhere.