I had been flirting with a new office admin at work for a few weeks and finally asked her out. She's Hispanic, about 5-7, 115 pounds, with a killer body and big boobs. She kind of looks like Selma Hyek.

We went to TGI Friday's for dinner where she brought up topics like her season tickets for the Red Wings, needing another guy for her flag football team, the proper way to grill a steak, and best positions for anal sex.

She invited me to a Wings game on Saturday night... I'm pumped!