I met this guy at a house party about a month ago. I didn't hear from him for three weeks, and then I get this lame email from him asking if I remember him... he attached a photo so even he knew he was being a jerk.

There is no chance I was going on a date with this guy but I decided to play along... slow day at work. I emailed him back and said, "yes, I remember you, were you in a coma for 3 weeks?"

He emailed me back and asked me if I wanted to go with him to Detroit for the weekend... oh and that his car was in the shop so I would have to drive.

What a creep!