Back in my more formative days I went out with this girl from Webpersonals (the old brand for Lavalife).

This girl was extremely anxious to go out and was quite attractive so who was I to say no. We met for coffee at Tim Hortons. All she did was talk about how she wanted to get married and have kids... a totally one track mind. When I asked her what time frame she was thinking of she said definitely this year!

Once I got out of there I wrote her a nice note saying that we were looking for different things and wished her the best of luck in her search. She immediately responded with a letter of biblical proportions. She went on and on about how all men were pigs and she'd find a way to get even. She didn't have my phone number, last name, or real email address; I wasn't overly concerned. I blocked her on Webpersonals and didn't give it a second thought.

A few weeks later I took a friend of mine for dinner at the Fish House. My friend is a hot blond but the relationship was strictly platonic, too bad lol. I drove Eva home and then headed back across town to my place. Just as I was getting onto the highway a terrible thunder storm whipped up. A few minutes later my steering started to feel really funny... yep a flat tire. The rear right tire was flat alright, and had a knife sticking out of it for good measure! There I was changing a tire in a thunder storm on the side of the busiest highway in North America. I was soaked, covered in mud, and not happy.

About a month later I was scanning the Webpersonals and I don't know why, but I looked up the crazy chick's profile. Her headline read, "that's what you get for cheating on me!"