I admit I have a sex addiction, but my girlfriend, who lives with me, doesn't know. It doesn't help that I also often drink to excess.

Last night I went out with my buds to a bar after work and got bombed. I guess I must have picked up some random chick, banged her, and then stumbled home.

This morning I woke up with wood, as I often do. My girlfriend was feeling amorous and started playing with me. After a few minutes she pulled the covers back to reveal that I was still wearing the condom from last evening's encounter.

Just as I thought the sh*t was about to hit the fan she turns to me and proclaims "good boy, you're ready for me!" With that she climbed on top of me and gave me one the best rides of my life.

Do I feel guilty, absolutely. Will I change my evil ways, probably not. At least I got this off my chest... I do need help.