This girl put in her online profile that she only dated men that were vegan friendly. When we chatted online I asked her exactly what she meant by that.

She said that she didn't mind if the guy ate meat, but that they shouldn't be critical of her lifestyle choice. I was cool with that and we planned a dinner date... mistake!

We arranged to meet at a great Indian place around the corner from her. From the moment I ordered butter chicken the argument started. She started in with how unhealthy meat was for your body, how it was full of hormones, and how evil farmers were that slaughtered the chickens.

She continued by explaining to me how primates were not intended to eat animals. Now I went to school for biology and lost it at this point. Humans have teeth suited to eating both plants and animals, and a stomach designed to digest animal proteins. She then suggested that we could live on grass like cows. Seeing as how we can't even digest cellulose I would like to see what happened if she tried it for a few weeks... I really would!

Dumb people shouldn't be allowed to have opinions.

For the first time in my life I actually walked out on my date.